Cheese!

Fish or meat?

Meat.

lacing cord or duct-tape?

Rammstein? "Ich hab' keine lust!!"

Piano or Organ?

Piano

Battlefield 2 or Red Orchestra?

Battlefield 2

Windows or Mac?

Windows! Because Mac is too f*cking stable! :P

Milk or Wine?

mmm Milk

Black or White?

white. especially white scientists coats. they look cool.

black bin bags or corned beef (peter kay songs)

Corned beef like mum makes.

James Allen or a poke in the eyeball?

I'll take James Allen, because I don't have to watch F1 and listen to him

XFR or UFR

Cheater

UFR, it's the underdog

Trick or treat?

mmm nice Treat please

Forgotten Honor or Desert Combat (Battlefield 1942 Mods)

If you mean Forgotten Hope, I'll go with that. It's really nicely made.

wireless or wired mouse?

Wireless

Trojan or Worm?

Trojan, they last 20 seconds with a good AV.

ZX Spectrum or Amstrad?

I start playing games on ZX Spectrum 48k
Great days of fun back in 80s

Sony Ericcson OR Nokia

Nokia!!

Pearl Jam or Nirvana?

nirvana

Drums or guitar?

Guitar

Trees or flowers?

dammit

Trees, silly flowers call bees and wasps...

battlestar galactica or star trek?

NONE, i hate thoose series :P
But if i have to pick, Star trek :P
Coz i dont know the other one :P

Football or Basket ?

I'm sick of footie atm, I'll have basketball.

Sick or tired?

Quote from hrtburnout :

I'm sick of footie atm, I'll have basketball.

Sick or tired?

Tired.

.net or .com ?