Quote from sam93 :

I wont be giving her anything, yet. lol

But we all know what she gives you

Quote from sgt.flippy :

But we all know what she gives you

lol

a boner

Quote from Scrabby :

a boner

Thank you captain obvious!

Quote from Dalibor79 :

my girlfriend even got a grip with lfs.... for ten laps or so
but that was all....

but after that she said it's ok to mount my driving seat and g25 at her place when I move in
am i lucky, or am i lucky?

Jerk. My girlfriend doesn't even like cars.

Quote from Scrabby :

a boner

Hardon sounds better. Bonner is something you use when it primary school lol.

Quote from sam93 :

Hardon sounds better. Bonner is something you use when it primary school lol.

Aren't you in primary school now? You're like 7 right?

a stijve, a feestpaal, a paal

Quote from hyntty :

Aren't you in primary school now? You're like 7 right?

Try 15, nearly 16.

The torch of pleasure!

Isn't that a nice one?

I call it:
The Ejaculator 3000

what has this thread turned to lol....
i don't really even know why im posting here cause i have never had a girlfriend(don't freaking flame me for this saying your a geek or something..) well mainly cause im home schooled and there is hardly any girls that live near me (well there is one but shes mean)

Quote from mutt107 :

what has this thread turned to lol....
i don't really even know why im posting here cause i have never had a girlfriend(don't freaking flame me for this saying your a geek or something..) well mainly cause im home schooled and there is hardly any girls that live near me (well there is one but shes mean)

home schooled?!?

i "hate" those type of people

why?

Because it's like their parents WANT them to end up like me - socially inept.

Grades < Dealing with people.

I have a home classed "friend", to be honest I wouldn't even call him friend. He never goes out due to his disease.

Sry for OT.

LFS Turned me Gay

Started driving the UF1, Decided to put a pink Skin with Flowers on it
Then Decided to put a Man Passenger, Dont ask what happened after that :o

BTW whos Stolen my Signiture!!! Its diserpiered!!!!

looohoooool best line of the month

With al the crap girls put me up with lately, I should turn gay

So Jordan, eergh... gosh... what you doin' tonight?

Looks like its just me and you Cruising In my Pink UF1 Tonight Flippy

Quote from Jordan2007 :

Looks like its just me and you Cruising In my Pink UF1 Tonight Flippy

Not the pink one, I hate gay gays This way it ain't gonna work out!

Would it help if i had a Mini Skirt and a Bra on ?


This Is actually scarying me now.

Im gonna stop and go Drive my UF1 On LFS

Quote from Jordan2007 :

Would it help if i had a Mini Skirt and a Bra on ?


This Is actually scarying me now.

Im gonna stop and go Drive my UF1 On LFS

Great, I always wanted to be the manly one... I don't bend over!

Guys! Stop it!