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LFS Poem
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LFS Poem
Live for speed, live for speed. (a)
Live for speed is all you need. (a)
Racing Fast. (b)
Not finish Last. (b)
allways in the Lead (a)


xD
(a) rimes
(b) rimes
HaHaHaHa
It's funny because of the way the 4th line sounds.

Also, like every poem of any merit, you've pointed out which lines rhyme with one another. Always handy.
hahaha xD

good job arox xD
Going fast and not moving,
Racing hard whilst sat in comfort,
The virtual world has me engrossed,
I just dont like loosing,
Cant let my tyres get to hot,
My suspensions buggered,
He's just 2 seconds ahead,
Tyre flying, thats his lap nadgered!
Can I catch him?
Will me onwards,
Along side for the pass,
The gap between us is very thin,
Foot down hard on the gas,
Dammit he's on wireless!
Crash
#7 - aoun
Please read!
All I need,
is some guaranteed speed
from LIVE FOR SPEED
not Need for speed
with some force feed..weed and a seed..
agreed?


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don't ask... just rhyming!
Quote from aoun :Please read!
All I need,
is some guaranteed speed
from LIVE FOR SPEED
not Need for speed
with some force feed..weed and a seed..
agreed?


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don't ask... just rhyming!

weed hmmmm
still i ask.
which weed ?

Skunk ?
White Widdow ??
or others ?
Quote from aoun :Please read!
All I need,
is some guaranteed speed
from LIVE FOR SPEED
not Need for speed
with some force feed..weed and a seed..
agreed?


---

don't ask... just rhyming!

LOL
Quote from Becky Rose :
Dammit he's on wireless!
Crash

WAHAHAHA
#12 - aoun
The bless of LFS,
can impress,
with a team of less..
though i must confess
and express
that LFS
can depress
unless
the progress
of LFS
becomes a success!
You take a seat in the car.
you take the hands on the wheel.
and then you go crazy...

(no poem xD)
Driving on the track.
Thinking how would someone feel with a crack.
They will never know what it feel's like!
Racing S2 legally is as cool as a turtle shooting a spike!



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damn this is useless don't know more to think of....
someone make a better one with this idea
Sometimes I feel the sudden need
To grab my wheel and sense some speed.
The only sim that works for me
Made by Scawen, Vic and Eric B

It feels like I am in control
With physics, friction, body roll
Collision detection may be whack
But you should be staying on the track!

So all around you find the haters
Who can't work their accelerators
The kind of people who don't like braking
With driving aids to stop them shaking.

So where's the patches? When's the add-on?
Somewhere before armageddon
Scavier is always striving
To make it all about the driving.

It won't be quick, it won't be pretty
But everything else is really shitty
The only sim we're all agreed
The one and only Live For Speed
#16 - aoun
KIDS!!!

DONT DO WEEED


PLAY LIVE FOR SPEEED!!!!!

:Eyecrazy:


Quote from Dajmin :Sometimes I feel the sudden need
To grab my wheel and sense some speed.
The only sim that works for me
Made by Scawen, Vic and Eric B

It feels like I am in control
With physics, friction, body roll
Collision detection may be whack
But you should be staying on the track!

So all around you find the haters
Who can't work their accelerators
The kind of people who don't like braking
With driving aids to stop them shaking.

So where's the patches? When's the add-on?
Somewhere before armageddon
Scavier is always striving
To make it all about the driving.

It won't be quick, it won't be pretty
But everything else is really shitty
The only sim we're all agreed
The one and only Live For Speed

True that mate!!
I like driving in my car,
It's not quite an XRR...
Quote from Dajmin :Sometimes I feel the sudden need
To grab my wheel and sense some speed.
The only sim that works for me
Made by Scawen, Vic and Eric B

It feels like I am in control
With physics, friction, body roll
Collision detection may be whack
But you should be staying on the track!

So all around you find the haters
Who can't work their accelerators
The kind of people who don't like braking
With driving aids to stop them shaking.

So where's the patches? When's the add-on?
Somewhere before armageddon
Scavier is always striving
To make it all about the driving.

It won't be quick, it won't be pretty
But everything else is really shitty
The only sim we're all agreed
The one and only Live For Speed

Wonderful!
Ignore that.

Wrong song!
Quote from Dajmin :Sometimes I feel the sudden need
To grab my wheel and sense some speed.
The only sim that works for me
Made by Scawen, Vic and Eric B

It feels like I am in control
With physics, friction, body roll
Collision detection may be whack
But you should be staying on the track!

So all around you find the haters
Who can't work their accelerators
The kind of people who don't like braking
With driving aids to stop them shaking.

So where's the patches? When's the add-on?
Somewhere before armageddon
Scavier is always striving
To make it all about the driving.

It won't be quick, it won't be pretty
But everything else is really shitty
The only sim we're all agreed
The one and only Live For Speed

Very nice
#21 - JJ72
When I read Dajmin's, I hear some rappers in my head.
Dawg!
Wut choo tink I am, anyway, huh? Ain't no thang to be throwin' out some lines, pimpin' LFS. Bitch near sells itself, yo.
I'm flying high above the ground,
Watching all the world go round,
Trying hard to focus on the,
Whirring image on the wall.*

Wond'ring, as I sit there, blinking,
WHAT THE HELL WAS SCAWEN THINKING,
When he built this horrid, stinking,
Impact system for us all.

All I did was scrape the guardrail,
Nothing more and nothing less,
But suddenly I became airborne,
My car a twisted, mangled mess.

Nonetheless I must confess,
I am a fan of LFS,
Sure, damage modeling's not the best,
But overall I am impressed.

I'd make it longer and better, but I have some calc hw due in about an hour...
* Image on the "wall" being from a projector...
Nice poems xD
5 star to this topic, awesome reading, aswell some good humor here and there

LFS Poem
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