The online racing simulator
so now i caNT EVEN PLAY
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Quote from Fredthebest :The handles are better if u ask me Pull it down and away you go!

Yeah, with a handle you can power flush.

Just push it down like your undoing a wheelnut and flush the crap away
HAHA! YOU SEE! NOW this thread is making some progress towards a logical discussion... should we have a poll?
ha at least you are funny i suppose ill keep on this game

and why not anymore vortice toilets?

they dont want us to think of vortices
Quote from lerts :why not anymore vortice toilets?

they dont want us to think of vortices

Who don't want us to think about them? The... PIGEONS?!?

:ufo:
Quote from dawesdust_12 :Kev, remind me never to get within a 4 inch radius of you kthx.

But 5 inches is ok ? :eye-poppi


Sorry i know it's a late reply, but i've only just noticed this thread, and Dustins post was about the only thing i understood in the whole thread, this place is getting really weird these days
Quote from thisnameistaken :Who don't want us to think about them? The... PIGEONS?!?

Yes. They're out to get you. If you go... to Pigeon Street... Here are the people you could meet...
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Are they the people who could say "Hello", "Goodbye", "Hello", "Goodbye"?
We have a toilet with two buttons... Quite easy: big button = big flush, small button = small flush
Good old Belgians!
A german toilet would be equisetley made from new materials, but be boring.
A british toilet makes a great noise when you flush it and is quite big
a french toilet never works and smells of onions and cheese
A japanese toilet is the size of a computer chip and can calculate the exact amount of salt ions in your blood
an italian toilet works even less than the french one - it makes fuss when you flush it, but is colourful.
an american toilet is huge and flushes with a wierd accent.

(sorry for ot!)
Jack you should become an official toilet analyser
Quote from JO53PHS :Jack you should become an official toilet analyser

It comes from a joke about cows:

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.


BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
Darn French cows!
yeah!
no, seriously I love you french cows! :grouphug:

To get back on topic, anyone ever tried one of those toilets thats squirts upwards (ya rly)? Haven't tried one myself but I bet they're the bomb
Quote from lococost :yeah!
no, seriously I love you french cows! :grouphug:

To get back on topic, anyone ever tried one of those toilets thats squirts upwards (ya rly)? Haven't tried one myself but I bet they're the bomb

Are you from Brussels or "la wallonie"? Otherwise I should kill you
nee, echt ni zenne
And I didn't know there was a Belgian law against liking upwards squirting toilets in Flanders, but you're right, there probably is
Quote from andybarsblade ::sadbanana

LOL, I love the look of shear confusion.


This has got to be one of the best threads ever. RC cars, ice blocks, pigeon auras, people in crowns, and let's not forget the whole page dedicated to toilets for 1'ing and 2'ing. Good day

oh yeah.....and a way too long joke about cows
Quote from The Radness :LOL, I love the look of shear confusion.


This has got to be one of the best threads ever. RC cars, ice blocks, pigeon auras, people in crowns, and let's not forget the whole page dedicated to toilets for 1'ing and 2'ing. Good day

oh yeah.....and a way too long joke about cows

What about the Piano mod, you forgot about that! Everyone loves the piano mod! :biggrinfl
This post has brightened up my day...

I did a bit of Googling and looks like our friend may have been reading this, heres an excerpt:

"As he looked at her, I saw a tentacle of deep murky red energy extend from his solar plexus, travel across the room, and sort of "swarm" all over her energy field. As soon as this "tentacle" made contact with her field, she stiffened, then turned around and looked directly at him, with an annoyed look on her face. At that point the tentacle of energy was withdrawn"

...interesting


Yea, Ebaums might suck, but I thought it was appropriate.
Quote from Fredthebest :What about the Piano mod, you forgot about that! Everyone loves the piano mod! :biggrinfl

Me too. It's my favourite add-on.

In generating that image, I figured out how he came up with the word "piano" - as hilariously incorrect as it might be.
Quote from thisnameistaken :Me too. It's my favourite add-on.

In generating that image, I figured out how he came up with the word "piano" - as hilariously incorrect as it might be.

Hahaha! Thats a good one.
EDIT: Sorry for double post.

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