Quote from hrtburnout :

That's what they all say

I gave birth to the SimBIN in a drinking contest...

i won your face for my girlfriend. :haha:

I threw rocks at every member of the LFS beta testers because I hate my life.

I drove past a very cool and 1337 styling kit in a drinking contest.

i saw your face because my mom made me...

I threw up a pathetic LFS wannabe because it led to free credits.

whatta?

edit: just done this to my sisters birthday
I bought myself Scawen, Eric and Victor because the voices told me to

this is weird

I throw up a wrecker so I could make friends.

I throw up a n00b for 100 credits. Wondered where Niko was.

Quote from Fabri91 :

I gave birth to the SimBIN in a drinking contest...

"I drove past a stupid brake I didn't need because I like that sort of thing."

Yes but don't tell anyone ok?

Sweet thread MyBoss

"I spoke to the SimBIN for my girlfriend"

Yep

i drove past a better car then the FXO cuz im a fanboy

I squashed a whiner while jumping up and down

I sold a better car then the FXO

I spoke to a speeder for my girlfriend.

I spoke to a sissy for all the wrong reasons

i crashed every member of the LFS beta testers because i hate my life.

Quote from Raybrig :

i crashed every member of the LFS beta testers because i hate my life.

Thats a good one

i threw up all rfactor members because it led to free credits

I wrecked a wrecker because it led to free credits.


Hmmm

I spoke to a veteran to see what would happen.

I sold the Blackwood forest Guru and everyone laughed hartily.

I crashed an Aston National fanboy and everyone laughed heartily.

Quote from Leifde :

I crashed an Aston National fanboy and everyone laughed heartily.

This one actually makes sense.