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Quote from Stang70Fastback :And yes, I understand that you don't do that - or so it would seem from your post.

I sure as hell don't go around free revving motors. Ever. I'll drive like a jerk on public roads now and again, but only in places you've never heard of miles away from anyone to endanger. Mostly my Mazda is a fun toy that I drive a couple thousand miles per year, rarely in anger. I daily-drive a very practical van. I use "daily" loosely; unlike most Americans I don't drive every day in any case.
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Additionally, even if I HAD the money, there is no way I would put anything into a car with over 190,000 miles, that just had a head gasket job, leaks oil all over the place, makes strange noises all the time, and has a center diff that is shot - which forced me to run a wire from the fuse box in the engine compartment to a switch by the seat which engages FWD (which is only for dealer use when testing certain settings) for when I make sharp turns, or I risk tearing my wheels straight off their rims.

My first car was a 400 dollar Volvo with 240k miles. Bought it with a friend. Replaced two struts, a balljoint, brakes all around, and a rusted out floorboard to get it to pass inspection. Learned a lot from that. Sold it for more than I put into it.
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I don't know who you are, but you have a lot of nerve, and absolutely no sense of humor to just ASSUME that I am going to use this to make an ass of myself.

The idea in its very nature is ass-like. I don't need to assume anything. It might have been funny ten years ago before they started selling fake sounds on eBay. As in, if your idea were original I might have laughed.
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I'm assuming that's because you think I'm going to do the same thing YOU do, just fake. Maybe you can't stand the idea that someone can put $100 into a car and get the same stares and ooohs and ahhhhs that you had to spend $10,000 in order to get. I don't really know.

Ten grand? Bought the car (93 MX6 LS 2.5l V6) from a guy who didn't care to fix what was wrong with it. Needed a window motor, a nut for a wiper, and a redo of a lousy windshield replacement job. Did this all myself except for the professional reinstall of the windshield after I took it out and fixed the incipient paint issues it had caused. Spent a total of 150 bucks on parts and labor. Bought the car for 800 dollars.

At that point it was a clean daily driver with leather, A/C, etc. I wanted a project, so I built an ECU for a couple hundred bucks, bought a fuel pump, sourced and modified injectors from a u-pull, bought Chinese hotpipes which I cleaned up, cut and welded a modified crossmember, layed out and installed an eBay intercooler and cold pipe setup, built a new wiring harness from Radio Shack parts, etc, etc, etc. Receipts indicate the forced induction project has consumed about 2000 dollars, much of which is in the turbo itself which I can resell on eBay for more or less what I paid for it. I've spent hundreds of hours on the project, and it can only be considered a good investment as a learning experience and a recreational pursuit.

There is literally no chance in hell that I'm going to dump ten grand into a mass produced car to make it look shiny and sound cool. Later in life I'm sure I'll dump more than that into old British sports cars for my own enjoyment. I'd really like an XK in my living room someday. I got over showing off for others sometime around your age.
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I will not hesitate to say that I am the best driver in my school (of over 3000 students) I have not gotten a single ticket, I have not gotten into a single accident, and I have NEVER gone above 80 mph aside from ONE instance where I hit 95 racing with a friend on an EMPTY highway.

You should get involved in your local club racing. Autocrossing is a great much fun and you don't need an expensive or fast car to have fun.
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I'm pretty certain that however much of a good driver you are, having a car like that has led to your driving in a more reckless manner than I. That's not your fault at all. If I had a car like that, I'd certainly try it out one day on the highway or something. But the fact remains that you have probably done much more the endanger the freedoms we have been given than I ever have.

Well, yeah. I've buried the tach in fifth gear once or twice, only in carefully chosen circumstances with literally no one around to hurt but myself. Not without risk, but then again nothing in life is. As a general rule, I drive the thing pretty darned legally and gingerly. I did put a lot of work into it, and I'm not so young and dumb that I need to prove anything.
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I was just remarking the other day to a friend, how annoying it is that stupid people go out in snowy weather not knowing a ****ING thing about how to drive in adverse conditions. THEY get into accidents, and, as a result, the rest of us, who could easily get by, are now forced to take a detour because the "road is too dangerous."

Heh, I agree with most of that rant, but I think with experience you'll find that more often than not the idiots that you see upside down in ditches next to snowy roads are the ones in the most capable vehicles. I drive a RWD van in the snow with a set of Graspics. Works great. As you might guess from the name, I drive in snow an awful lot.
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I understand exactly what you are talking about when you say that others are ruining the driving experience for the rest of us, but I am dead LAST on that list

Why are you trying to come up with a way to annoy adults with your car then?
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It has also earned me a SCHOOLWIDE reputation for creating the most amazing PowerPoints you could possibly imagine.

Do you want to be in middle-management when you grow up? Thats hilarious...I don't think I've ever heard anyone boast their PowerPoint skills except for in jest when referring to Al Gore and the Greatest PowerPoint Presentation Ever.
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Unfortunately I don't want to learn about welding, or building an ECU. My plans are to use my "absurd ideas" to earn me a job creating concept cars for a major manufacturer. Maybe one day, my "absurd idea" will be given the green light, in which case I will personally come to your door and offer you a job welding mufflers onto my new model lineup.

Easy champ. I'll be walking out of here with a degree in ME next spring. But hey, there isn't anything wrong with being an art person. Its just not my cup of tea.

To be clear, new ideas that challenge norms are great. Its just that your idea isn't really new and it doesn't do anything very interesting or challenging. No offense meant by that, its just how I see it.
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I only posted this question to get help; in no way did I ask for your opinions.

I think if you insist on doing this you should do it right. Take the suggestion to reference the TPS to your LFS throttle. Might be a funny effect in the school parking lot.
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Hey, do you think if we added spoilers to all the guns, your government would step in and stop you shooting each other?

OT: heh, talk about a controversial issue. Even as a supporter of common-sense gun laws, it is obvious to me that the alarming prevalence of gun violence in America has little to do with the guns and the gun laws and a lot to do with other aspects of our culture and society. Michael Moore really annoys me, but he addresses this disconnect and some of the issues in his Columbine documentary...something to watch if you find yourself bored.
Quote from skiingman :Michael Moore really annoys me, but he addresses this disconnect and some of the issues in his Columbine documentary...something to watch if you find yourself bored.

Yeah, he annoys me too... I like his angle on things and the blunt way he addresses them, but he can be a bit emotionally manipulative sometimes.

Quote :Sorry - I really didn't realise that there was so much at stake.

That was actually sarcasm, but I'll convert it into a genuine apology ... you are both fairly intense characters and deserve to have the floor to yourselves
Quote from Stang70Fastback :
I will not hesitate to say that I am the best driver in my school (of over 3000 students) I have not gotten a single ticket, I have not gotten into a single accident, and I have NEVER gone above 80 mph aside from ONE instance where I hit 95 racing with a friend on an EMPTY highway.

If your school is anything like mine was, the average standard of driving is pretty low lol. As soon it the roads were wet about 80% of the girls drove into hedges. Most guys managed to crash within their first year.

2 of my mates and I had the most powerful cars in our school (I had a 1.6 fiesta zomg lol) and I've never had a speeding ticket or crashed. Maybe I was the best driver in school (I very much doubt it, one of my mates was pretty good at getting the back end out in his 1L morris minor lol), maybe I was lucky. Either way I was, and probably still arent a very good driver compared to really good drivers. I just dont like to see people get cocky just because they havnt crashed or whatever.

Anyway, I still think this project will be a laugh... Either that or people will laugh at you :P But have fun doing it anway
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Quote :Do you want to be in middle-management when you grow up? Thats hilarious...I don't think I've ever heard anyone boast their PowerPoint skills except for in jest when referring to Al Gore and the Greatest PowerPoint Presentation Ever.

Yea, well, for that bit, I guess you;d have to have seen them to understand...

Quote :Why are you trying to come up with a way to annoy adults with your car then?

I've told, or my dad has told at least 10 "adults" and ALL of them laughed and thought it was hilarious and a great silly idea...

Anyway, sorry if I come across as a bit of a jerk in that last rant, it just really pissed me off that so many ppl were being such asses. I realize the stupidity of the project, and so does everyone I tell about it, and then we ALL have a good laugh. No one here seems to understand that. Just because it's not a NEW idea doesn't mean I don't have a right to try it out...
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2 of my mates and I had the most powerful cars in our school (I had a 1.6 fiesta zomg lol)

Now there is a cultural difference eh?

I went to a pretty small school, but we had guys with everything from swapped Civics to old Novas with big blocks.
Quote from skiingman :Now there is a cultural difference eh?

I went to a pretty small school, but we had guys with everything from swapped Civics to old Novas with big blocks.

Hehe yer. Try and insure anything as a 17yr old in england though and you will be paying maybe £1000 a year minimum on a 1L.
Pricy
Yea... my insurance is about $3000 a year. And thats WITH the good grades discount and the fact that I have a very safe-rated car - so I get some discounts that way.
Quote from Stang70Fastback :Yea, well, for that bit, I guess you;d have to have seen them to understand...



I've told, or my dad has told at least 10 "adults" and ALL of them laughed and thought it was hilarious and a great silly idea...

Anyway, sorry if I come across as a bit of a jerk in that last rant, it just really pissed me off that so many ppl were being such asses. I realize the stupidity of the project, and so does everyone I tell about it, and then we ALL have a good laugh. No one here seems to understand that. Just because it's not a NEW idea doesn't mean I don't have a right to try it out...

Damn, I must be getting old... That's EXACTLY what I thought when I heard it.

And at 17, if the worst you're wanting to do is make weird noises - good luck with it.

You think after you get it all done you can make a video of it and people's reaction to it as well?
Stang, do what you like, like what you do.
Others don't agree because they're not you.

Seriously... remember the reason why you first thought of doing this? That's why you're doing it.
Naysayers aren't a good reason to stop. You'll only know for sure it wasn't worth doing, after doing it.

You only live once. Do it.
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Well, as of 15 minutes ago, it's all done... that is, I can plug something into a 3.5 mm jack and output the sounds. So far all I've done is try some music - in the garage, and its pretty loud. Not DEAFENING, but - actually yes it is - but that's, IN the garage - so outdoors, it probably wont be quite as loud. Got lots to do today, but if I have time ill try and hook up LFS and see if it sounds at all interesting.

Actually, so far, the coolest thing I think is to mute all the noises except for the turbo and blowoff, cause that sounds really silly on this car... lol.
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