...the mighty UF1000...

on the oval when suddenly I hit a massive ...Ice Cream Van

having no car insurance, my knees were shaking as i was approached by the driver of the ice cream van who was aHUGE!!!! bloke and so......

...I was already crying in fear, when suddenly the man slipped on a stray, pink banana peel...

... and fell into tristan cliffes pink miata, which tristan drove off with him and...

... fifteen gigantic balls of twine which were part of a plan to ...

...tie two rather large donkey's together, and send the huge ice-cream to....

... a secret laboratory in orbit around Saturn where donkeys are used as test subjects for pecuniary experiments as they are force-fed one currency after another to see if ...

the LFS dev's back on earth could Individualized economic assessments to support civil litigation for global domination of LFS sales, meanwhile in a small photo studio in the slums of Krakow.....

something happened involving Tristan. It was very...

... predictable that that would happen, as he appears to be everywhere. However, right next door to this small photo studio lived a seven foot tall Armenian man with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and a voice like Barbara Streisand who owned a papercut ointment production lab. His prime interest in life was ...

Quote from xaotik :

as he appears to be everywhere

Not my fault I'm quite happy in my own world, eating Jaffa Cakes and arguing with people about traction control. It's you lot that keep talking about me Why don't you talk about Nuse or Victor instead.

Quote from xaotik :

... predictable that that would happen, as he appears to be everywhere. However, right next door to this small photo studio lived a seven foot tall Armenian man with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and a voice like Barbara Streisand who owned a papercut ointment production lab. His prime interest in life was ...

to kidnap nuse and victor to interegate them for their knowlage on traction control.As mad as this guy was weird hairdo and all he couldn't help but notice...

that there was a pink elephant outside. He instantly...

got on the phone to the fluffies(which he had met on the beech party in Chili)
"I told you I didn't want this elephant untill NEXT WEEK" he screamed;"WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH IT NOW?".
As he sat there pondering what to do with a 2 tonne pink elephant a week before the kidnap plan with the fluffies was to take place...he thought...

...maybe the kidnapping had something to do with Leifdes 666 postcount...

..So with that he headed to hell where he found...

banana's in pajamas , coming down the stairs ,

so that they could ...

..all have one big song and dance. In the middle of the circle known as the 'Circle Of The Holy One' stood a large, naked statue of...

mona lisa wit her evel smile while she .....

jumped up an down and waved her arms, trying to get the attention of...

[O/T] I missed my 666 post count :weeping:

the fat telletubbie in the cornor !!while he played ......

with his.....

radioactive toy, he had taken from........

his gandmothers house from which she stole it from ......