Yep, that just about sum's up adulthood. Our conciliation is that your going to suffer it some day too :P
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Yep, that just about sum's up adulthood. Our conciliation is that your going to suffer it some day too :P
Say good bye to your hobbies! I haven't been able to do a damn thing since we moved in together... over a year and a half ago.
It's the smooth talking, blonde hair, eyes and self-esteem, bro.
Alcohol might have something to do with it as well.
just help one underage dude buy alcohol, and you'll have little friends for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter how ugly you are.
An underage dude? Hah. Not for me.
The hunt continues. I don't struggle at all.
Perhaps hunting isn't the right way to describe this. I'm the best fish in the water (fake it until you make it, if needed) and I let others catch me. This usually gives nice results.
what the **** erik
cmon
is there no girls your age in that rural village of yours?
cmon
is there no girls your age in that rural village of yours?
Elburg has had city rights since 1233 a.d. so I don't live in a village.
The latest ones that I had fun with were 18 years old. Do they count?
So you're a manwhore. Congratulaids.
Amen to that.
Ofcourse not. This man here is picky.
I hope this won't be the case, i can't immagine living without making my music. She's always saying how she would be unhappy if i'd ever have to stop... let's hope she's sincere...
Ha ha ha. This.. this is so true. I wish you the best.
God bless your innocence
Set the alarm bells ringing when she suggests putting up some shelves for your collection.I actually suggested renting a little studio for my music gear since we're moving into my appartment, which isn't THAT big. She protested and let me know i will have to keep the music there and that there's no way i'll sacrifice my music space for her.
Plus, she's giving me blowjobs on the way to work... did i just say that?!
Blowjobs while driving! How dangerous, you should be locked up for that.
She might be plotting something evil. Be careful!
Jibber you're a hyprocritical idiot. You moan here about danger to other road users for having a lowered or modified car, yet get a blow job whilst driving and apparently that's less severe.
Also the fact you mention it on an internet forum begs me to ask questions of your mental state.
Also the fact you mention it on an internet forum begs me to ask questions of your mental state.
^
also, who said the car was moving? Ever heard of traffic jams?
So she'd dump you if, God forbid, you suffered an accident and lost an arm?
realistically....she will slowly back away using other life problem as excuses.
You guys are a bunch of negative nancies...
Well at least it would be harder to drive while receiving blowjobs if your right hand was cut off as you would not be able to change gears (driver sitting on the left). On the other hand (oh! A pun!) losing left hand would mean you couldn't use the turn signal... which is not really a problem for bmw drivers but then again the whole blowjob situation is kind of oxymoronic for bmw drivers.... So basically losing an arm is not really a problem.
This is why god invented automatic gearboxes!
You'll never get a BJ if you drive an auto.
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