In the year 2012point5
I´ll still play speed for life
(if not killed by my wife)

They may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today:
"Physics are not far away!"

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your wheel, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to drive
Nobody, nothing updatewise...

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some AI is doing that for you
but still one thing is true:
The skeleton, that once was You,
Lives for Speed and has no clue:
If the S3 will once come true...

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no physics, no scirocco drive
You'll teach your son how to drive, daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube' Whohoo soon:
Singing in the S4 tune!

In the year 7510
If DEVs a-comin' they ought to make it by then
Maybe they'll look around themselfs and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day
at Rocking ham - grand racing Slam!

In the year 8510
the update waiting story came to an end
God is gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where Victor has been
Or tear it down and start again
Tyre physics, all in vain!

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if a DEV is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old community can give
And he ain't put back nothing
but a booring server (drift:tilt

Now it's been 10, 000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now LFSs reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of an update patch
So very far away, it´d be a snatch
we can see its twinkling light
Maybe they said yesterday
the patch to come, a sooner day

In the year 2525
If Scawen is still alive
If Eric can survive
we may drive S5

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today ...(fading...)

This. Is. Awesome.

Wonder how many people remember the original 1969 Zager and Evans song 'In the year 2525'?

Hopefully, I'm not the only one!

Is this what you are thinking of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd4JgnWnsKY&feature=fvst

As always nice Dandy.

I really like your poems and racereports in german aswell!

You, Sir, deserve an award.

You indeed deserve an award sir, 100% EPIC!

I would say he deserves an award too, but I will not do that after reading this:

Quote from Dandy Dust :

You know what? - Your NICKNAME made me cry laughting!!! (a lot of smiles/emotions...)

How can You call Yourself: M I C R O M E N T A L and post such micromental crap! Woahahahaha! TNX - You made my year!

Yours, Macrostupid

I thought choosing "micromental" is MENT to be funny.

micro= small (the millionst part)
mi·cro (mkr)
adj. 1. Very small or microscopic.
2. Basic or small-scale: the economy's performance at the micro level.

n. pl. mi·cros 1. a. A microcomputer.
b. A microprocessor.

2. a. A microbrewery.
b. A microbrew.




mental = men·tal 1 (mntl)
adj. 1. Of or relating to the mind; intellectual: mental powers.
2. Executed or performed by the mind; existing in the mind: mental images of happy times.
3. Of, relating to, or affected by a disorder of the mind.
4. Intended for treatment of people affected with disorders of the mind.
5. Of or relating to telepathy or mind reading.
6. Slang a. Emotionally upset; crazed: got mental when he saw the dent in his new car.
b. Offensive Slang Mentally or psychologically disturbed.


I like reasearching Nicknames, and people can be quiet ironic about themselves.

ANYWAYS: It is not his real name and it IS funny. I did not say he was ugly or something, a laughted from his funny Nickname. What´s the proplem?

Why should I be rebuked about enjoying his FUNNY nickname???

Dandy Dust (sounds kind of gay in Englisch, as I was told! )

Quote from sinanju :

Wonder how many people remember the original 1969 Zager and Evans song 'In the year 2525'?

Hopefully, I'm not the only one!

i think youre the only one old enough to remember

Song starts at like a minute in; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eezxstdhBRE

Quote from Shotglass :

i think youre the only one old enough to remember

nope there r still older than him

oh I remember it well Still have the vinyl recording

Now if I could just remember where I put my teeth and my grandkids names

Quote from easyed :

oh I remember it well Still have the vinyl recording

Now if I could just remember where I put my teeth and my grandkids names

The vinyl? Oh boy, you're so lucky. But do you still have the platin?)
ps : your teeth are in the glass, on your bedside table

Quote from Shotglass :

i think youre the only one old enough to remember

Oh no, he's not the only one : hearing this song sent me back to my first dance and french kiss .
That's the truth, kiddies XD

In the year 2525 (better sound, without scratches)

sigh. Good ol'time <- grrr : can't include this smiley

great poem!

Quote from dummybas :

great poem!

Aaah oui le Bourgogne? :O

Close to Paray le Monial or Charolles?

Genius beard!

Quote from Dandy Dust :

In the year 2012point5
I´ll still play speed for life

It's called Live for speed, so I stopped reading.


No really, it was pretty good.

Quote from sinanju :

Wonder how many people remember the original 1969 Zager and Evans song 'In the year 2525'?

Hopefully, I'm not the only one!

No you are not sir!!

Quote from sinanju :

Wonder how many people remember the original 1969 Zager and Evans song 'In the year 2525'?

Hopefully, I'm not the only one!

I'm not old enough but this is the first thing what started to play in my head when I started reading the first post.

Wake up

so cool