So, this is a thread where I am putting any LFS songs that I make. Basically, I take famous songs and change up the lyrics to make it relate to LFS. Hope you guys like it!
As I make new songs, I will add the lyrics to this first post and if I have recorded music for it, I will post it here as well. So, here's the music I have so far:
Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in My Pants)
Lock eyes from across the track
You grab your wheel as I sit back
Flash my lights, skip the usernames
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the qualifying round
The track is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the green flies
Our cars touch and you start to cry
Leave the track go back to pit
I message you to call that crash legit
The whole race what we've got in store
Message you again to ask you for some more
As I crash into you
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you drive
And now I crash into you
Don't tell the forum or I'll say you're a noob
Plus it's not all my fault
Because I just got new shoes
My feet are sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll just pit and change
I need to leave pit road really fast
It needs to be done or else I am going to be last
Left my car broken, not lookin' for wins
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The pit road wall and I saw your face
My car stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in your eyes said that I need revenge
You car turned on that's when you did it
Hit me dead in the bumper, and really meant it
And I crashed into you
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a tow truck
On turn 3
And now people stare from all over the stands
Because I crashed into you
To be fair
I think that you just forgot
That the way you turn your car
Bothers me quite a lot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'll be coming back
Last week, I was in a race
As I recall it was a pretty long race
Started the race on the outside lane
Checked inside saw you there
And I crashed into you
Speeding in pit road, when the penalties flash
Need to get closer, need to create a crash
I exit pit road just as you pass by
And I crash into you
The next race
A blue flag flies
And I crash into you
You try to sneak by and almost make it
And I crash into you
When we entered the last turn at the end of the race
I crashed into you
You just brake a little
And I crash into you
I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?
I crash right into you
Every time you're next to me
And when we're crashing man
I think you just keep hating me
You say I'm immature
I just call it hard racing
I don’t drive in manual
It is not a necessity
Cuz I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you (x3))
Yes I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you)
Recorded Singing: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vpfimj
I'm on A Track (Based on I'm on A Boat)
Aww shit, get your helmets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the stands hit the ****ing seats (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (racing on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing track (track, yeah)
I'm on a track mother****er take a look at me
Straight racing on a track trying to avoid debris
Busting five g’s, force feedback whipping at my wheel
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a track
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a track, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Pepsi man,
Due to the sponsorships
I got my racing wheel
And my paddle shifters
I'm burning rubber, you at Starbucks's
Straight burning coffee
I'm driving a UF1, doing cruises and shit
The UF1's rolling, getting all the real racers all mad
But this ain't Need For Speed, this is real as it gets
I'm on a track, mother****er, don't you ever forget
I'm on a track and
It's going fast and
I got a racing themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a track like Senna
If you're off the track,
then keep driving your Sienna
Get the **** up, this track is REAL!!!
**** roads, I'm on a track, mother****er (mother****er)
**** cops, I’ll keep speeding, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm in pit road with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This car engine makes revs, mother****er
Hey ma, if you could see my car (see me car)
Exhaust spitting fire that can be seen from afar(seen from afar)
Gonna race this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a track
It's paved and completely black(yeah)
Schumacher
Look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a checkered flag coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fixed the barriers
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (woaah)
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' track (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
Recorded Singing: http://www.sendspace.com/file/jg8mbl
Wake Me Up When The Scirocco Comes (Based on Wake Me Up When September Ends)
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Like my father's come to pass
A year and a half has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell
As my hands and feet rest
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Bring out some news again
Like we did when the wait began
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell
As my hands and feet rests
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Like my father's come to pass
The next year or so will go so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Recorded Singing: N/A
Cruising Idiot (Based on American Idiot)
[/SIZE] Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
Don't want a server under the stupid admins
And can you hear the sound of me snoozing?
The subliminal mind **** cruising.
Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot cruisers.
I'm not a part of a stupid ass idea.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And cruise along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
A few servers controlled by no one.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot cruisers.
Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Recorded Singing: N/A
[SIZE="2"]Love Story (Based on Love Story)
I was quite young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm sitting there
On freaking sweet rolly chair
Find the site
Find the forum, the cool game
I find the download link closest to me
And it’s so slow, little did I know
That you were LFS, you were owning rFactor
And my mind said stay away from Need for Speed
And I was racing on the demo
Begging you please add more, and I said
LFS give me some more demo content
I've been waiting for at least one more extra car
You'll be the game and I'll be the player
It's a love story baby just say yes
So I don’t sleep just so I can play you
I keep quiet 'cause I’m dead if my parents knew
So I use my mouse
Forget the wheel for a little while
'Cause you were LFS, I was a demo racer
And my daddy said forget it I’m not paying
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please add more and I said
LFS give me some more demo content
I've been waiting for at least one more extra car
You'll be the game and I'll be the player
It's a love story baby just say yes
LFS help me, you must see how strongly I feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, I guess I’ll just digress
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever giving me more
My fun in it was fading
When I my birthday finally came around, and I said
LFS S2 is all I really need now
I keep waiting for more content but it never comes
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
My dad knelt to the ground and pulled out a card
And said, here you go
Please stop asking me for god sakes
Just get it right now and stop telling me
I talked to your mom, you can buy LFS
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause I was quite young when I first saw you
[SIZE=3]NEW MUSIC
[SIZE="2"]Airplanes (Based on Airplanes)
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Dreaming (oh oh oh oh)
Of racing (mmm mmm mmm mmm)
Dreaming (ooh oh oh oh)
Of racing (mmm mmm mmm mmm)
(Yeah) Let’s pretend like it’s 98
Like a new game I’m tryin’ to create
Trying to be the next developer goin’ real big
Hoping for a simulation to ignore my pain (ya)
Now let’s pretend like I’m on the web
And when my patch drops everybody goes insane (woo)
Okay
And everybody know my name and everywhere I write people wanna new update (oh)
Oh yeah and I just dropped that new S2
On the first week I got one thousand thank you’s
Patches in the spring and updates in the fall and then a new car just to top it all off
And let’s pretend like they called me the greatest
Selling out licenses with low ass prices
And everybody loved me and no-one ever hated
Let’s try to use imagination
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Okay let’s pretend like this never happened (never)
Like I never had dreams of being the greatest (greatest)
Like I didn’t write code working at L’Head
Like I never used to run away and only feel dread
Now let’s pretend like it was all good (good)
Like i didn’t ever feel misunderstood (misunderstood)
Like I did the things that i probably knew i should (should)
But I ain’t have money man I need Robin Hood (hood yeah)
Now let’s pretend like i ain’t got a game
Before they ever call it LFS aka Live for Speed
I’m talking back before the first sale (yeah)
Before the new cars and the tracks and the fame
Before they ever once considered it the very best
Before anybody started any race
Before they ever noticed its name
So let’s just pretend and make wishes out of airplanes
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream
But those days are gone (gone gone) and just memories(oh oh)
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream
But those days are gone (gone gone)
Allright let’s pretend Scawen Roberts didn’t like cars back them
Let’s pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin
They could blow away with the wind
Roberts you’re never gonna make it
Makes no sense to make the game there ain’t no way that you’ll win
Pretend he just stayed inside all day and played an old game
Pretend he even had a game that wasn’t utterly lame
And it wasn’t time to move and jobs were changing again
He wasn’t socially awkward and never got to know Eric
He had a goal in life and it was easy to get
And he never dreamed he could rip forums and just lazy as shit
F**k a stupid job at Lionshead bitch
You won’t amount to shit quit daydreaming kid
You need to get your cranium checked
You thinking like an alien it just ain’t realistic
Now pretend they ain’t just make him angry with this shit
And there was no one he could even aim when he’s pissed it
And his alarm went off to wake him off but he didn’t make it to the code Olympics
Slept through his plane and he missed it
He’s gon’ have a hard time explaining to Nicole and his wife these food stamps and this WIC shit
Cuz he never risked shit
He hopes and he wished it but it didn’t fall in his lap so he ain’t even here
He pretends that…
Airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Uh hmm oh oh oh ooo
Uhu mm aalalalaa
So, if I keep making more stuff, I will just add it to this thread instead of making a new thread every time!
~Shashdev[/SIZE][/SIZE]
As I make new songs, I will add the lyrics to this first post and if I have recorded music for it, I will post it here as well. So, here's the music I have so far:
Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in My Pants)
Lock eyes from across the track
You grab your wheel as I sit back
Flash my lights, skip the usernames
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the qualifying round
The track is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the green flies
Our cars touch and you start to cry
Leave the track go back to pit
I message you to call that crash legit
The whole race what we've got in store
Message you again to ask you for some more
As I crash into you
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you drive
And now I crash into you
Don't tell the forum or I'll say you're a noob
Plus it's not all my fault
Because I just got new shoes
My feet are sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll just pit and change
I need to leave pit road really fast
It needs to be done or else I am going to be last
Left my car broken, not lookin' for wins
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The pit road wall and I saw your face
My car stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in your eyes said that I need revenge
You car turned on that's when you did it
Hit me dead in the bumper, and really meant it
And I crashed into you
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a tow truck
On turn 3
And now people stare from all over the stands
Because I crashed into you
To be fair
I think that you just forgot
That the way you turn your car
Bothers me quite a lot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'll be coming back
Last week, I was in a race
As I recall it was a pretty long race
Started the race on the outside lane
Checked inside saw you there
And I crashed into you
Speeding in pit road, when the penalties flash
Need to get closer, need to create a crash
I exit pit road just as you pass by
And I crash into you
The next race
A blue flag flies
And I crash into you
You try to sneak by and almost make it
And I crash into you
When we entered the last turn at the end of the race
I crashed into you
You just brake a little
And I crash into you
I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?
I crash right into you
Every time you're next to me
And when we're crashing man
I think you just keep hating me
You say I'm immature
I just call it hard racing
I don’t drive in manual
It is not a necessity
Cuz I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you (x3))
Yes I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you)
Recorded Singing: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vpfimj
I'm on A Track (Based on I'm on A Boat)
Aww shit, get your helmets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the stands hit the ****ing seats (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (racing on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing track (track, yeah)
I'm on a track mother****er take a look at me
Straight racing on a track trying to avoid debris
Busting five g’s, force feedback whipping at my wheel
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a track
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a track, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Pepsi man,
Due to the sponsorships
I got my racing wheel
And my paddle shifters
I'm burning rubber, you at Starbucks's
Straight burning coffee
I'm driving a UF1, doing cruises and shit
The UF1's rolling, getting all the real racers all mad
But this ain't Need For Speed, this is real as it gets
I'm on a track, mother****er, don't you ever forget
I'm on a track and
It's going fast and
I got a racing themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a track like Senna
If you're off the track,
then keep driving your Sienna
Get the **** up, this track is REAL!!!
**** roads, I'm on a track, mother****er (mother****er)
**** cops, I’ll keep speeding, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm in pit road with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This car engine makes revs, mother****er
Hey ma, if you could see my car (see me car)
Exhaust spitting fire that can be seen from afar(seen from afar)
Gonna race this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a track
It's paved and completely black(yeah)
Schumacher
Look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a checkered flag coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fixed the barriers
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (woaah)
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' track (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
Recorded Singing: http://www.sendspace.com/file/jg8mbl
Wake Me Up When The Scirocco Comes (Based on Wake Me Up When September Ends)
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Like my father's come to pass
A year and a half has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell
As my hands and feet rest
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Bring out some news again
Like we did when the wait began
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell
As my hands and feet rests
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Like my father's come to pass
The next year or so will go so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Recorded Singing: N/A
Cruising Idiot (Based on American Idiot)
[/SIZE] Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
Don't want a server under the stupid admins
And can you hear the sound of me snoozing?
The subliminal mind **** cruising.
Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot cruisers.
I'm not a part of a stupid ass idea.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And cruise along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
A few servers controlled by no one.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot cruisers.
Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Recorded Singing: N/A
[SIZE="2"]Love Story (Based on Love Story)
I was quite young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm sitting there
On freaking sweet rolly chair
Find the site
Find the forum, the cool game
I find the download link closest to me
And it’s so slow, little did I know
That you were LFS, you were owning rFactor
And my mind said stay away from Need for Speed
And I was racing on the demo
Begging you please add more, and I said
LFS give me some more demo content
I've been waiting for at least one more extra car
You'll be the game and I'll be the player
It's a love story baby just say yes
So I don’t sleep just so I can play you
I keep quiet 'cause I’m dead if my parents knew
So I use my mouse
Forget the wheel for a little while
'Cause you were LFS, I was a demo racer
And my daddy said forget it I’m not paying
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please add more and I said
LFS give me some more demo content
I've been waiting for at least one more extra car
You'll be the game and I'll be the player
It's a love story baby just say yes
LFS help me, you must see how strongly I feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, I guess I’ll just digress
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever giving me more
My fun in it was fading
When I my birthday finally came around, and I said
LFS S2 is all I really need now
I keep waiting for more content but it never comes
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
My dad knelt to the ground and pulled out a card
And said, here you go
Please stop asking me for god sakes
Just get it right now and stop telling me
I talked to your mom, you can buy LFS
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause I was quite young when I first saw you
[SIZE=3]NEW MUSIC
[SIZE="2"]Airplanes (Based on Airplanes)
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Dreaming (oh oh oh oh)
Of racing (mmm mmm mmm mmm)
Dreaming (ooh oh oh oh)
Of racing (mmm mmm mmm mmm)
(Yeah) Let’s pretend like it’s 98
Like a new game I’m tryin’ to create
Trying to be the next developer goin’ real big
Hoping for a simulation to ignore my pain (ya)
Now let’s pretend like I’m on the web
And when my patch drops everybody goes insane (woo)
Okay
And everybody know my name and everywhere I write people wanna new update (oh)
Oh yeah and I just dropped that new S2
On the first week I got one thousand thank you’s
Patches in the spring and updates in the fall and then a new car just to top it all off
And let’s pretend like they called me the greatest
Selling out licenses with low ass prices
And everybody loved me and no-one ever hated
Let’s try to use imagination
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Okay let’s pretend like this never happened (never)
Like I never had dreams of being the greatest (greatest)
Like I didn’t write code working at L’Head
Like I never used to run away and only feel dread
Now let’s pretend like it was all good (good)
Like i didn’t ever feel misunderstood (misunderstood)
Like I did the things that i probably knew i should (should)
But I ain’t have money man I need Robin Hood (hood yeah)
Now let’s pretend like i ain’t got a game
Before they ever call it LFS aka Live for Speed
I’m talking back before the first sale (yeah)
Before the new cars and the tracks and the fame
Before they ever once considered it the very best
Before anybody started any race
Before they ever noticed its name
So let’s just pretend and make wishes out of airplanes
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream
But those days are gone (gone gone) and just memories(oh oh)
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream
But those days are gone (gone gone)
Allright let’s pretend Scawen Roberts didn’t like cars back them
Let’s pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin
They could blow away with the wind
Roberts you’re never gonna make it
Makes no sense to make the game there ain’t no way that you’ll win
Pretend he just stayed inside all day and played an old game
Pretend he even had a game that wasn’t utterly lame
And it wasn’t time to move and jobs were changing again
He wasn’t socially awkward and never got to know Eric
He had a goal in life and it was easy to get
And he never dreamed he could rip forums and just lazy as shit
F**k a stupid job at Lionshead bitch
You won’t amount to shit quit daydreaming kid
You need to get your cranium checked
You thinking like an alien it just ain’t realistic
Now pretend they ain’t just make him angry with this shit
And there was no one he could even aim when he’s pissed it
And his alarm went off to wake him off but he didn’t make it to the code Olympics
Slept through his plane and he missed it
He’s gon’ have a hard time explaining to Nicole and his wife these food stamps and this WIC shit
Cuz he never risked shit
He hopes and he wished it but it didn’t fall in his lap so he ain’t even here
He pretends that…
Airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Uh hmm oh oh oh ooo
Uhu mm aalalalaa
So, if I keep making more stuff, I will just add it to this thread instead of making a new thread every time!
~Shashdev[/SIZE][/SIZE]
