Now thats a swap

Quote from ACCAkut :

Name fail. Engine.

Check the third guy. Dickover.
Engine... That must be a beast. Of course, if it can drive.

Quote from matijapkc :

Engine... That must be a beast. Of course, if it can drive.

When he start the engine the car stay in place whole earth just spinning under the wheels of that beast

Also found on the web another proof that womanz are untrustworthy sneaky beasts

Quote :

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

Quote :

Fishing story.

OMG. That guy is deeeeeeeaaaaaad as hell.
EDIT: Deleted funneh time... I got only 404's.

Quote from matijapkc :

How to fill a tax report (Really interesting...<sarcasm?).

well, i'm not sure how old are you but i think that when you get your first job you are going to google it yourself also

No, I'm gonna ask my dad.
And why don't you check my profile if you want so see how old am I?

Quote from ACCAkut :

That's quite brave

€:

Zoom it out

Lithuanian Google translated:

How to loose weight
How to earn money
How to seduce a man (literal translation)
How to stop smoking
How to download from YouTube
How to get slimmer
How to make a bomb
How to gain weight (wtf? )
How to write a C.V
How to play poker

Is this the "inevitable Google Translates: Revenge of the Translates" now?

WTF????
ON my pc...

"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" always cracks me up.

Quote from PoVo :

Lithuanian Google translated:

How to loose weight
How to earn money
How to seduce a man (literal translation)
How to stop smoking
How to download from YouTube
How to get slimmer
How to make a bomb
How to gain weight (wtf? )
How to write a C.V
How to play poker

Latvian

How to kiss correctly
How to quit smoking
How to tight a tie
How to get pregnant
How to write a C.V
How to lose weight
How to get famous
How to enlarge penis
How to make a home page
How to disclaim from VIASAT (it's sattelite television which always have bad connection, subscriber's fee always are changing, etc.)

Quote from Stigpt :

WTF????
ON my pc...

I wonder why he tried to make his parakeet to eat it in first place

Rofl ^^

Meh, not really funny but I was bored. Notice all the details :smash:

Quote from kimd41 :

Meh, not really funny but I was bored. Notice all the details :smash:

Haha, that is awesome! He posted that at 13:37.

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

He posted that at 13:37.

.. March 2012

Quote from kimd41 :

Meh, not really funny but I was bored. Notice all the details :smash:

You good sir, win.

Nice one.

Quote from Flame CZE :

Why do the dates go in order from early 2010, to early 2009?

Quote from SidiousX :

Why do the dates go in order from early 2010, to early 2009?

Because it's a compilation of silly posts. It's not a real thread

Just random posts...