If you think such lowly of women, you're obviously not happy in your relationship













But then that's because she's away working for 10 weeks and we only get to see each other every other weekend, so phone calls are a necessity - thank god for my 1200 minutes every month, the iPhone contract paid off 
) jump to conclusions, then you wouldn't make yourself look like such a cock most the time.
hehe but phone calls and girls are like chocolate and chick flicks they are essential.