An atheist is walking in the forest. He stops and stares at the bear. Then the bear chases him. He trips over the bear climbs on comes to him, gets its paw ready to slice him when...everything stops. A light comes and shines on him. Do you plead for my mercy? No, said the man. Why not? Because i have taught everyone that you dont exist so i would be a hypocrit to beleive now! Very well, said God. But, said the man, could you make the bear a christain? Very well, said God. Then, everything resumed. The bear knelt down on all fours on said. I am grateful for the food i am about to recieve...