Yep. Austin 1800, nicknamed the LandCrap.

Told ya it was easy.

Wrong still.

Still wrong

Once again, no. Few more guesses until a minor clue.

Nope.

No.

I don't even know what that is

Both wrong

No clues yet

You need to guess first!

[INSERT DARTH VADER VOICE HERE] "May the power of the Jeep be with you" [END DARTH VADER VOICE]

Okay, that was hard, so I got an easy car to calm out tiny brains down.

Dacia Lastun/500

Dacia Logan

Clue please.

This gets my post count up fast

Me too. Seeing as this isn't actually anything and it doesn't exist, can I post a picture?

With the power of Jeep, I shall keep trying.