it's called 'destruction derby' for a reason.....it aint no bump 'n' jump copy

that's got to be the silliest ban ever....how can he accuse you of stealing layouts when we all know all of the layouts in the noobs server are originals! That guy needs taking down a peg or two

Squarepusher - Tundra 4

epic, epic tune

Here we go, young men! A 1972 Winnebago Brave, only the 18 footer as manoevring the 26 footer would be a bit of a hassle

Features include:

• 4 hob gas cooker
  
• Coffee making facilities
  
• On board generator
  
• Toilet/shower facilities
  
• Running water
  
• AC unit
  
• Shagpile carpets
  
• Easyman reclining driving chair
  
• Double bed for on-road rumpy-pumpy
  
• Acres of underfloor storage space for ammunition/bodies/whatever
  
• Deckchairs and barbecue on roof for relaxing on the road, plus a mini fridge with a 6 pack of refreshing beers in it
  

as my car is made of ultra-tough bulletproof material, it needs no weapons other than itself...and a convinient double machine gun mounted behind the grille, a pop-up sniper nest for use when under threat whilst enjoying a barbecue, and the ability to create oil slicks behind it from its leaky engine

Last edited by mookie427, Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:06.

Mario 64 DS, Yoshi's Touch & Go

the New Super Mario Bros game is good, but a bit easy

I'm in...but I'll be out at 5pm on sunday so I'm guaranteed not to win

will choose a suitable vehicle later

Submit it, NOW

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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

its not that funny but you can't help laughing

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today, during a text conversation with a girl i've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. Fml

LOL

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Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "n****r." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

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Quote from Jakg :

Bought the mega DVD/CD version - The CD version is available for £6.99 from BangCD if you want...

got the DVD/CD one too, been listening to it loads...if I had to choose one, Piranha is my favourite track

if you haven't already, check out the 2009 rules http://www.standlakearena.co.uk/rules_2009.htm , scroll down to the non contact stuff

Quote from ajp71 :

Really? You have some experience of it? What I saw was cars that looked like they'd been prepared on a shoestring, some quite nicely done like the Calibra that changed hands for £300 recently. Some others only had H frames, far too gash for my liking, and the one on the MX3 was welded so appallingly badly the weld between the horizontal and vertical members on one side had cracked completely. What are people spending money on then other than engines (which I don't really believe seeing as most of these cars couldn't put the power down they had).

most of them are prepared on driveways on shoestring budgets. Kept running all season unless they have a big off, lots you will see have barely any straight panels as they just beat any dents out instead of replacing them. I've been spectating at Standlake for about 10 years now, the prep in the non-contacts basically hasn't changed at all during that time - H frame for safety, and a bit of welding here and there, proper cheap mans motorsport. Saloon rods are great to watch as it almost guarantees some close action with the occasional off.

I'm not into all the non-contact stuff really, much prefer the banger side of things and nowadays when the non-contact stuff is on I can usually be found wandering around the pits I'll be there on the 1st so if you see some weird dude with lots of hair wandering around the pits with a camera it's probably me

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today, i went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, kim and i. I was in a rush and when i looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, i go "don't worry, i'm not using these with kim." that didn't help. Fml

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Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML

LOL

people aren't mentioning the untold benefits of music download sites, specifically music blogs. People download the music, and from being part of a music forum myself with a discussion about music downloading it was seen to actually increase the sales of said artist as people went out looking for more stuff by them.

Sure it may be illegal, but it's not a wholly bad thing, and if it's there for the taking, they can't really stop it!

The Prodigy's excellent new album Invaders Must Die

The Avalanches - A Different Feeling

Quote from DevilDare :

Go listen to your Retards Attempting Poetry who talk about their sex life and what positions they try with their imaginary girlfriends with a crappy beat in the background....

I would never, ever listen to anything to do with rap, EVER. I hate that form of 'music' even more than Euro-techno shite. I love electronic music, but the bland, soulless crap being released is dreadful. I'm talking utter turd-piles like Scooter

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Why don't they get Craiiiggg Daviidddd to do the Eurovision.

aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Quote from Dajmin :

Of course it does, it's Eurovision. It's SUPPOSED to suck. Soulless bland Europop is one of the most disgustingly useless types of music ever conceived.

don't forget the godawful European techno shite too

that sucks

I don't know why the Brits bother every year, the public picks the lamest excuse for a singer and then we are supposed to act all horrified when we end up in the bottom quarter of the table because of blatant block voting by all the eastern european countries

and since when was Israel in Europe? Although with all the stuff going on over there at the moment one wonders if they'll be allowed to do it this year

Quote from danthebangerboy :

Facebook, more like f--king Faceache. Always runs shite for me. Someone wants to throw virtual fruit at me, or poke me with something, or get me to add some retarded feature that does precisely nothing exciting at all.

I don't use it for any of those stupid things, it's a tool I use to keep in contact with people

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The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die (album)

same, got mine in the post today

don't smoke - never will. Horrible, horrible habit. My mum smokes, and is way past the point of being able to give up. My dad used to smoke until he was 20-something and he gave up

all I can saw in support is thank god you're not a WOWfag

Bran Van 3000 - Everywhere

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What are you on about? :hide:

TVE's fetishes