and spacers at front, ASAP

Some more, maybe will remember even more, latvians got sooo much jokes about opel


What do you call a opel at the top of a hill?
-a miracle

What do you call two opel's at the top of a hill?
-a mirage

How do you make a opel go faster downhill?
-turn off the engine

What is the difference between a opel and a tampon?
-tampon comes with it's own tow rope

What's the difference between a opel and the gay bar?
-it's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the gay bar

Quote from BlueFlame :

Latvian guys had so many jokes about Opels it started to become sad more than funny after a while.
Opelsport? Driver wearing Nike shoes.
What sheds it's skin more times than a soriasis ridden gent? Opel.
What does more milage than an Opel per year? My wheelie bin.

hahahah
sry for bad translations :S

Why every opel needs to have a heated rear window?
- To get your hands warm, when you push it, in winter

Old latvian folk-belief - in summer nights you can hear how opel is rusting

How you can sell your opel for double price?
- Fill the fuel tank

How you can make a good looking opel?
- Just park it between two Lada's

Opel, aids, syphilis - which one of those doesn't belong in this list?
- Syphilis, because you can get rid of it

Why do someone invented opel?
- Because there needs to be a car which is worse than ford

yea, tried it yesterday

*waiting when jibber and other haters will appear in this thread*


Actually yeah, it doesn't do anything good to tyres, also mechanical damage (if it scrapes everywhere), maybe ruined handling etc, but it LOOKS MUCH BETTER than stock.
I would compare hellaflush with high-heeled shoes - your girlfriend can't run fast with them, they will be no good for her legs if she wears them everyday, but they LOOK awesome, if compare to some hipster-converse's or smth like that.

Quote from S3ANPukekoh3 :

Another thing, if they are only going to make it download only for PC, surely the majority of people will just tpb it?

Whats the difference? People tpb'ed all the games before, when they was only cd versions.

this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fRxDZzpllE

E(_O_)3 <- when you understand it you'll shit bricks

munn

Quote from hrtburnout :

Het is zeven maart tweeduizendelf.

Ja ja kurratanetiikk labyas blokaitis prykala DERKA DERKA munqoaatiilskjafhdakj fsdjlfkdsj!!!!!11111111111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u8OWS4g8XM
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lol @ that small extra mirror on mirror
you are drivin instructor or what?

I lol'd http://www.gtavbeta.com/
Probably some virus or 20h of HD quality rickroll'd video when you download that

looks like a style17 kreuzspeichen to me

1.5 !!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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meanwhile in Latvia

ex-classmates b-day party is tonight, so..