"Sorry guys, this new aero package is lacking a little downforce"
Bernie Ecclestone's birthday party organisers' "bikini babe jumping out of the cake" fell through, so they had to make do with a last minute substitute.
Ickle small letters at the top left of the screen:
Templeman updated his controls
Templeman updated his controls
International Rescue trial a replacement for The Mole from TB2's pod 5.
Ah, I'm torn...
It's a toss up between Mackie and Kaulgt.. Let me ponder awhile.
Ah, it's got to be Kaulgt. if only for giving the chance to do Roscoe P Coltrane impersonations, gyugh, gyugh, gyugh. Get 'em Flaaaaash, dem Dook Boyz.
It's a toss up between Mackie and Kaulgt.. Let me ponder awhile.
Ah, it's got to be Kaulgt. if only for giving the chance to do Roscoe P Coltrane impersonations, gyugh, gyugh, gyugh. Get 'em Flaaaaash, dem Dook Boyz.
A typo on the FIA entry form gave problems for Scuderia Toro Mosso.
"Oh, I just Lurve that David Beckham and then lovely Victoria gave me these suuuuper glasses, aren't they just awesome!"
Eh, Claude, ave yooo bin eating ze Epoisses again? I juss lit up ma Gauloise and poof, Finit!
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Khalil Beschir's transfer to Red Bull Racing fell through when discovered he didn't need to be "given wings".
Chinese Olympic sprint trials were DEFINITELY drug free
Depends on the level of racing, doesn't it? F1 has 206 people per car, NASCAR has over the wall limits, and some lower reaches have one bloke with a £2.99 wheelbrace from Wilkinsons.
I would like some degree of control over stops and changes, but at times I'd also like to have different tyre compounds on the right and left, that's just the way I am though.
I would like some degree of control over stops and changes, but at times I'd also like to have different tyre compounds on the right and left, that's just the way I am though.
The Ministry of Defence trial a new, high-speed mine clearing vehicle. Early results indicate a more traditional camouflage may be needed.
Patch X3 hadn't quite sorted the flying car impact issue.
I had some fun with my selected language file being overwritten to the default English.
By saving the edited language file under another name and editing the cfg.txt line:
language <my new filename>
without the .txt (natch), it now loads my edited language file.
By saving the edited language file under another name and editing the cfg.txt line:
language <my new filename>
without the .txt (natch), it now loads my edited language file.
The card needs to be backwardly compatible with the motherboard, they usually are unless there's a big difference in age between components, voltage is the usual mismatch on AGP.
What brand is the card and what brand and model is the motherboard?
Do you get any output at all from the card, and can you try the card in another PC? There's a whole heap of things to try, so we'll start we the obvious.
What brand is the card and what brand and model is the motherboard?
Do you get any output at all from the card, and can you try the card in another PC? There's a whole heap of things to try, so we'll start we the obvious.
The Fast and the Furious film crew suffer budget cuts filming their next instalment: Arkansas Drift.
NASCAR's eco-exhibition race failed to meet its carbon footprint reduction quota.
Removing the restrictor plate made the induction far more aggressive.
Right, where's the eBay dispute link, I don't think "used" quite covers this, I think the seller was called DCoulthard.
Right, so after about 48 hours or so, the results are in.
It was close in the end between amp88 and Blas89, but I decree the mousies have it by a whisker so take it away, amp88...
It was close in the end between amp88 and Blas89, but I decree the mousies have it by a whisker so take it away, amp88...
And so, for your delight and delectation, I give you
"I zought ve had fixed der back end getting loose under braking, ja?"
"I reckon we should soften the springs, there still might be a ride height problem."
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Oooh, I like the deskfan idea, but it'll need white silk scarves too
Maybe you can produce an add-on to the fan that will introduce the occasional accelerated fly (that's a "bug" to our esteemed colonial visitors) or grit and grass cuttings when following someone off hunting badgers?
Maybe you can produce an add-on to the fan that will introduce the occasional accelerated fly (that's a "bug" to our esteemed colonial visitors) or grit and grass cuttings when following someone off hunting badgers?
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