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avellis
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Quote from _rod_ :From the ever wheeless Rod!

Still?!

Some things never change.
avellis
S2 licensed
Good effort.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from zeugnimod :It's Friday now!

And tomorrow, it will be Friday yesterday.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from thezero :Have you ever been involved in any high speed chase which are representing like 50% of all chases, have you ever been involved in any "illegal street race" on a cruising server or have you ever been involved in any competition with other cruisers, about who can do a better lap time?

I... don't... know... where... to... begin... :Eyecrazy:
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from Bandit77 :on the phone your date tells you that she'll meet you at the pub at 7pm.
you wait.
at 7.15 she's still not there.
you call her, asking her when she comes.
she says 7.30 and sorry for the delay... she tells you she's got her reasons.
then it's 7.45, still she's not there.
at 8.00 you call her. no answer.
at 8.30 you call her again, maybe a bit upset. you might even leave a message.
no answer.
it's 8.30 and still she's not around.

and now you really think she'll be there at 9.00?????

Are you making an analogy to LFS? If so, here's the true one:

on the phone your date tells you that she'll meet you at the pub at 7pm.
at 6:55 she calls you and tells you she won't make it. She'll call again when she's ready.

The next day, you call her, asking what's up.
She tells you that she's going through some issues, and she'll call you when she's ready.

The next day, you call her, asking what's up.
She tells you to stop calling her everyday already.

The next day, you call her, asking what's up.
She tells you she's getting a restraining order.

Sorry, I got carried away.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from Kalev EST :Good bye, homos.

Why are you giving goodbyes only to TVE and Becky?

Do we mean nothing to you? Do we not exist at all?

I think I'm gonna cry.
avellis
S2 licensed
I'm surprised you are surprised about that.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from matijapkc :Found a suitable one for myself.

"Found"? More like "stole". Pfft.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quick! Someone steal Jakg's avatar!
avellis
S2 licensed
You are right, this has gone too far. If I may, I'd suggest iracing.com for some more casual & relaxed racing.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from zeugnimod :Beware of my Vuvuzela!!

I'm not afraid. My vuvuzela is bigger than yours.
avellis
S2 licensed
Again? I already changed it once today. That's too much work for a single day.
avellis
S2 licensed
Mr. Odgers has a point.

I say we ban Kalev for being disrespectful.
avellis
S2 licensed
Hi. What's going on here?
avellis
S2 licensed
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avellis
S2 licensed
But... he said so himself.

Oh, was he being a smartass again?
avellis
S2 licensed
Really? Nikka's mother LOVES a smartass.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from Kalev EST :I definately did.

avellis
S2 licensed
Damn. You got me there.
avellis
S2 licensed
Hello th84,

the server is right here, sitting next to me.

I'm turning my head to the right and looking to it right now.

Hope that helps,

The [noobs] server administrator.

P.S. Here's a picture in case you have chair fetishes.




P.P.S. I'm having a slight déjà vu. Dunno why.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from zeugnimod :Maybe I should have quoted a post.

Yes. Maybe you should.
avellis
S2 licensed
OopsILostTheBackEnd
ImDrivingSidewaysAndILikeIt
NormalRacingSucksDriftFTW
AndThenHeLostControl
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from rockclan :Getting hot about Servers next to chairs, and feeling smartass?

No, just the smartass thing. Chair fetish is optional.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from DieKolkrabe ::P Yes. I'm in a smartass mood

Hi! Would you like to join [noobs]? It appears you meet all the qualifications our team requires.
avellis
S2 licensed
Quote from sini6a :i contacted the LFS community and they won't give me S2 licence tryout.

So why do you contact us again?
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