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What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call people who hang around with the musicians in a band, following them everywhere on their tour?


Drummers.
Martin "FLAME CZE" Kapal just went to team bandit
Quote from CodeLyoko1 :Martin "FLAME CZE" Kapal just went to team bandit

he got thrown out for not using headlights
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Quote from przemek21061995 :I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Thanks for getting my hopes up. I was looking forward to an erotic story that I could wank off to.
Well he was clearly thinking outside the box.
I was walking through town earlier and saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that read, "Free Palestine".

So I went over to her and said, "I'll take some for my boy, he loves making models and stuff."
When I was working at Tesco today, a customer was being rude to me, so I scanned him in the eyes with the barcode reader.
You should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless.
My wife bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.


You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
I called the rape advice line the other night. Turns out it's just for victims.
I'm a bit worried about my girlfriend - she didn't come home last night. She left a note on the fridge yesterday morning which said "This isn't working, goodbye". I took a look at it and it seemed OK to me; the food was still cold.

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