LFS blues....I play LFS...
1- because the noise of paddles makes my wife crazy and prevents her from sleeping... my only pleasure in life.
3- because now my wife left me, the sound is strong enough I can't hear the children crying for food
2- because now I started drinking, the police took my license
4- because now the tax office took the good computer, LFS is the only game still running on a pentium 120 mhz.
5- because now I am in jail, when I play LFS once a month I feel like I am outside.